im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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