the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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