I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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