And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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