Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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