She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
i think my cat just said my name.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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