she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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