...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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