Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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