He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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