I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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