You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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