So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Just cropdusted the office
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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