Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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