Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
