So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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