We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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