Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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