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Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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