yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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