I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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