The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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