that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
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