Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
You don't make any sense
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