i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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