i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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