Non-Jews are for practice
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Randomize
