Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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