Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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