their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
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