If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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