He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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