whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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