I think I just saw someone hide a body.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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