I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Can I color on your dick again?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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