hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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