Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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