is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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