ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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