Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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