I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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