More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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