I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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