In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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