I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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