accomplished twins. life is a go
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Randomize
