peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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