In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
