I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
she peed on how many people?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
