She said her name was "party"
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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