woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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