I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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