addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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