Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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