have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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