New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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