my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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