I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
