There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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