remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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